Authentic Animal Conversation #2: “Fascinating”
“It’s fascinating, really.” “I’m half asleep. You’ll have to be more specific.” “The fact that we are the same species. I mean, look at our size difference!” “What?” “You’re 10 times my size!...
View ArticleAuthentic Animal Conversation #3: “Biscuit”
“This is nice.” “Yeah.” “Is that a biscuit on the floor over there?” “Stop looking at it. You’re not going anywhere. I need your body heat right here, right now.” “I swear it’s a biscuit.” “It’s an...
View ArticleAuthentic Animal Conversation #4: “Starbro”
“Fred, where the hell is the ocean?” “I have no idea.” “And what are we sitting on? This is definitely NOT the beach.” “Just calm-” “Dude, I’m freaking out!” “Steve, calm down. We’ll get through...
View ArticleShort Story: Part 3: “Dust”
Previous parts: Part 1: “Jetpack” Part 2: “I am Anomaly” Here’s Part 3. “Dust.” Smith looked around. He sat in the middle of a field of bright green grass. Fuzzy dandelions sprouted everywhere. The...
View ArticleSomething is amiss on Pathlandia
Found on the region Pathlandia on jokaydiaGRID. Hmmm. I suspect it has something to do with this.
View ArticleMore strangeness on Pathlandia
Found on the region Pathlandia on jokaydiaGRID, right next to the other strange things. Definitely has something to do with this. Hopefully we’ll learn more soon.
View ArticleShort Story: Part 4: Camper
“Oh, you bastard! Campers suck!” “It’s a valid strategy!” screamed a voice from around the corner. Those were the last words Jeff heard as red mist seeped into his vision. Headshot. Previous parts:...
View ArticleAuthentic Animal Conversation #5: “A Cat of Action”
“This seems like a really bad idea.” “I’m not listening. Look at my face. This is my ‘I’m not listening’ face.” “I’m serious, Steve. I have a really bad feeling about this.” “You’d rather be...
View ArticleAuthentic Animal Conversation #6: “Dibs”
“I can’t believe he’s actually doing it.” “RICKY, GO FOR THE FLOWERS! THE FLOWERS!” “Shut up! They’re going to hear us!” “Just stay in the grass and be quiet, you morons.” “I can’t see. What’s he...
View ArticleIntroducing Authentic Animal Conversations
I’ve been getting into creative writing lately. When I was in high school, I used to write a lot. Mostly short stories. I really enjoyed it, and apparently I was pretty good at it too. As a junior...
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